Tuesday, August 9, 2022

What There Is to Love About "Fried Egg - I'm In Love"

Well, I'm back, yes again.  I'd just got the proverbial stone rolling again when I became delirious with fever.  After spending six weeks in the hospital and two weeks settling into my new place, a good friend of mine took me downtown for some badly needed R&R.
| Subject: Fried Egg: I'm in Love food cart, | Date: 08/06/2021 |
| Photographers: James Kiester & Shelby Hester | 
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Click image for a larger view of their menu.
We took the MAX (Portland's commuter train) to the city, arriving at Pioneer Courthouse Square at 10:30am.  The Square is a brick courtyard in the heart of the city.  Nicknamed, "Portland's living room," the brick amphitheater hosts a variety of concerts, festivals, and exhibitions.  In fact, the day we were there, an exhibit of Chinese culture was underway complete with tanggu drums and ceremonial dancers.  However, that's not why we were there.

Above the square on one side are rows of food carts.  At the end of the top row, adjacent to the square's Starbuck's, sits a bright yellow food cart labeled, "Fried Egg - I'm In Love."  My friend, Shelby, had eaten from the cart before and insisted that I'd love it, enticing me with the claim, "the yolks on the fried egg sandwiches are runny." 

| Subject: Yolko Ono sandwich |
| Date: 08/06/2021 |
| Photographers: James Kiester & Shelby Hester |
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My one complaint about popular fast-food egg sandwiches is that the yolks are cooked so hard that it doesn't taste like an egg.  For me, much of the flavor of an egg comes from the soft runny yolk.  Thus, I was intrigued. 

By the time we arrived, the line was a good thirty people deep.  I held our place in line while Shelby bought us drinks at Starbuck's.  Then, she held our spot while I found us a table or bench where we could eat.  Thirty minutes after getting in line, we were able to order at which time we were told our food would be ready in thirty minutes.  I saw one man give up his place in line, without ordering. 

All their sandwiches come on toasted sour dough bread and contain a fried egg.  I had the "Yolko Ono," consisting of; the aforementioned fried egg, homemade pesto, parmesan, and a hand-pressed house sausage patty; on two slices of the equally aforementioned sour dough toast for $8.00. 

I know, it looks like one of Sonic's sour dough burgers.  That's where the similarity ends.  The first thing I noticed, upon biting, was the crunch of toast followed quickly by the earthy spiciness of the pesto.  As I continued to eat, the sausage and the parmesan brought pleasant savory flavors to the party.  As for the egg, it was cooked over-medium.  Thus, the yolk wasn't runny per se.  However, the yolk was soft enough to be flavorful. 

Being a vegetarian, Shelby ordered the "Free Range Against the Machine" which features; avocado, tomato, and Havarti cheese; in addition to the egg and toast slices for $6.75.  Shelby had them add the "Aardvark Aioli" for $1.25 bringing the price of her order equal to mine, at $8.00.

I tried a bite of hers.  I instantly got hit with a powerful kick of spiciness from the aioli, much spicier than my pesto.  Yet, the sweetness of the tomato and richness of the avocado still came through providing a welcome balance. 

I do think they could streamline things to keep the line moving.  From the time I got in line, it took me an hour to get my food.  Perhaps having someone giving paper menus to, and taking orders from, people in line would speed things along.

I was favorably impressed by "Fried Egg - I'm In Love's" food.  Both sandwiches deserve 8.5 out of 10 stars.  Their serving process needs work.  Still..., if you're not in a hurry, one of these sandwiches makes a pretty filling breakfast. 

Bonus Review:
| Subject: Punch Bowl Social's sign |
| Date: 08/06/2021 | Photographers: James Kiester & Shelby Hester |
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It was sunny and warm, so we decided to do some shopping.  After a few hours we decided a libation was in order.  Punch Bowl Social is a bar and restaurant occupying the entire third floor of Pioneer Place Mall's southeast wing.  When we arrived, around 3pm, the massive establishment had, maybe, a dozen customers.  

I ordered a regular lime Margarita and Shelby ordered a strawberry Margarita.  10 minutes later, our drinks arrived.  To be fair, mine was tinted green and hers was tinted pink.  However, those were the last hints of limes or strawberries to be found.  Both our drinks tasted like watered down tequila on the rocks.  The manager did graciously take one drink off our bill, so we got out of there only having to pay $10.  I'll never go back.  I have to give Punch Bowl Social 2 out of 10 stars.  I only gave them a 2, instead of a 1 because I like their smiles. 

Saturday, April 30, 2022

I'm Back and Eating Wings & Fries from Prime Tap House


I realize I said goodbye to my food blog at the beginning of the year. I didn't know how to write about food while on a low sodium/salt diet. I'm done with the low sodium thing. I've always taken pleasure from food; I looked forward to it. For the last three plus months I’ve eaten food to stay alive. I’m sick of it! There’s already so much I can’t do. I need something I can take pleasure in. I'm going to eat food that makes me happy. If it costs me 5 years off my life, so be it! On My Plate is back baby! (I'm not sure why I just channeled Dick Vitale, but OK.)

| Subject: 6 Boneless Wings & Sidewinder Fries from Prime Tap House | | Date: 04/12/2022 | Photographers: Bonnie Kiester & James Kiester | | Permissions: Photo taken for this blog |
| Subject: My Grubhub receipt for food from Prime Tap House | | Date: 04/12/2022 | Photographers: Bonnie Kiester & James Kiester | | Permissions: Photo taken for this blog |

Just like everybody else, I am thrilled the pandemic is nearing an end.  While the last few years have been catastrophic health-wise, I did learn how to explore food delivery services (Grubhub, Doordash, etc...) to find new things to eat.  The moment I decided to scrap the low sodium fiasco, I logged on to Grubhub to look for something yummy.

 I knew I wanted bar food, but I didn't want to fall back on my bar food go-tos such as Buffalo Wild Wings, Applebee's, or Red Robin.  I wanted to try somewhere new, just because I'd been so culinarily bored for so long.  Plus, now that we find ourselves on the tail end of the Covid-19 nightmare, local eateries need our support, so the epicurean landscape doesn't become monopolized solely by chain restaurants.

I'd surfed the Grubhub for about an hour, rejecting places for various reasons (price, bad photography, etc...) and I was getting pretty hungry.  In fact, I was minutes away from settling for Taco Bell when I came across Grubhub's listing for Prime Tap House, physically located at1896 NE 106th Ave., in Hillsboro, Oregon.

It's a wing spot, offering deep fried wings flavored with a variety of sauces and dry rubs, a few sides, soft drinks, and a few *Shoyu Chicken meals.  Prime also offers a vegetarian "wing" made with cauliflower.   I can’t say why I decided to order from Prime Tap House, except that it offered deep fried bar food (wings, fries, tots, etc...) done with an Asian flare.

On the Tap House's own website, one will find complete descriptions of their sauces and dry rubs.  Yet, Grubhub  only supplies customers with the names of each of the flavorings.  Some of the flavorings' names are self-explanatory.  Chili Mango Dry Rub obviously offers a sweet fruity heat, while Killer Bee Sauce hints at being some kind of spicy honey-based sauce.  Yet, names such as K-Pop Sauce, Dong's Sauce, and Bangkok Wings left me in the dark. 

I ordered 6 Boneless Wings with their Dragon Dust Dry Rub, for $9.00, the Sidewinder Fries with Chili Mango Dry Rub, for $6.00, and some complimentary ranch dip.

The wings were fried golden & crispy on the outside, while the meat remained juicy.  I was savvy enough to know that something called "Dragon Dust" would be bringing the heat, and I was right.  These wings turned my cheeks red and made my nose run.  Underneath the heat, I could taste a savory foundation.

Sidewinder Fries are French fried potatoes cut into twisted wedges, about half the size of a typical jojo, seasoned with the diner's dry rub of choice.  I chose the Chili Mango Dry Rub.   Sporting a golden yellow complexion, the potatoes were crispy on the outside and soft on the inside.  The rub gave the fries half the spicy heat of the wings along with a sweet tartness reminiscent of, yes, mangos.

After months of bland boring food, this meal was exactly what I needed to reenergize my palate.  My only complaint is the aforementioned deficit with the Grubhub version of their menu.  The food itself was superb, earning it 9 out of 10 stars.

 *Shoyu Chicken is a Japanese style of chicken made using shoyu soy sauce mixed with brown sugar, ginger and lots of garlic.

Friday, February 4, 2022

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen

I am not a professional chef, nor have I been classically trained in the field of cuisine. I AM, however, a writer and a well-read food & wine enthusiast, who lives to eat and knows what he likes. In this blog, you'll read my views on cheese, wine, restaurants, cooking, food trends, and more.

| Subject: A lonely kitchen |
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I first wrote those words back in 2008.  You'll find the oldest entry is from 2011, but that’s because in 2017 I deleted the first three years of subpar entries which were written before I'd found my food-voice. 

Nevertheless, I did find it.  Since then, I've posted 82 restaurant reviews, 67 recipes, and over 200 other pieces on cheese, wine, beer, food history, healthy eating, and other culinary topics. 

Some of my favorite entries were:
I have more favorites, of course, but these are good sample of the ones I'm proud of. 

* I release a heavy sigh and casually sit myself upon the abandoned prep island. * My doctor has put me on a low salt diet.  As a result, I can't eat most, if any, restaurant food; certainly not any restaurant food I could get excited about.  The same can be said for recipes. 

Sure, OK, I could become the blogger who finds low sodium treasures in America's restaurants and converts classic recipes into their low sodium doppelgĂ€ngers, but I'd be writing about shadows of the places and foods which I actually cared about. 

No, I think it's best to "walk" away from food blogging and devote my time & energy to my other two blogs, Blogito Ergo Sum and Musings From The Christian Left.

If you close your eyes, and listen, you can almost hear crickets chirping as this place gathers dust.  Well... I can.

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realise and I can see

That closing blogs is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please

That game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card, I'll some day lay
So this is all I have to say

That closing blogs is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin

That closing blogs is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied, "Oh, why ask me?"

That closing blogs is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please

That closing blogs is painless
It brings on many changes
And you can do the same thing if you please

^ The theme from M*A*S*H reworded by me.

Monday, November 8, 2021

I'm Eating A Diablo Dog And Taking A Break

I’m taking a break from food writing. I still love food, don't think otherwise. I'm simply having trouble being inspired by it at the moment.
| Subject: The Diablo Dog |
| Date: 09/22/2021 |
| Photographers: Shelby Hester & James Kiester |
| Permissions: Photo taken for this blog |

About six weeks ago I was going to review the Diablo Dog (An all-beef hot dog wrapped in bacon and deep fried, chili, shredded cheese, mustard, jalapenos and diced onions) from Joe’s Burgers (14623 SW Teal BLVD).  It was a really good chili dog; spicy, salty, tart from the mustard, with a crisp wiener which was longer than the bun.  With everything going on, I couldn't really taste the bacon, but…, OK.  It was a really good chili dog.

I began writing the review six times, and couldn't muster the energy to type the thing.  It wasn't happening.  I think I’ve had so many political & spiritual thoughts lately that I'm having trouble focusing on food.  Besides, I can't get motivated to write another Thanksgiving piece recommending Gewurztraminer as a pairing for turkey.  It's not in me this year.

For the rest of 2021, I’m going to focus on my other two blogs, Blogito Ergo Sum and Musings From The Christian Left.  Don't worry, I’ll revive this blog in early 2022 to steer readers toward more goodies and away from epicurean pitfalls.  In the meantime, eat something extra rich & yummy for the holidays!  đŸ·đŸ„©