Monday, November 8, 2021

I'm Eating A Diablo Dog And Taking A Break

I’m taking a break from food writing. I still love food, don't think otherwise. I'm simply having trouble being inspired by it at the moment.
| Subject: The Diablo Dog |
| Date: 09/22/2021 |
| Photographers: Shelby Hester & James Kiester |
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About six weeks ago I was going to review the Diablo Dog (An all-beef hot dog wrapped in bacon and deep fried, chili, shredded cheese, mustard, jalapenos and diced onions) from Joe’s Burgers (14623 SW Teal BLVD).  It was a really good chili dog; spicy, salty, tart from the mustard, with a crisp wiener which was longer than the bun.  With everything going on, I couldn't really taste the bacon, but…, OK.  It was a really good chili dog.

I began writing the review six times, and couldn't muster the energy to type the thing.  It wasn't happening.  I think I’ve had so many political & spiritual thoughts lately that I'm having trouble focusing on food.  Besides, I can't get motivated to write another Thanksgiving piece recommending Gewurztraminer as a pairing for turkey.  It's not in me this year.

For the rest of 2021, I’m going to focus on my other two blogs, Blogito Ergo Sum and Musings From The Christian Left.  Don't worry, I’ll revive this blog in early 2022 to steer readers toward more goodies and away from epicurean pitfalls.  In the meantime, eat something extra rich & yummy for the holidays!  🍷🥩

Saturday, September 11, 2021

Man Vs. Fries


I'm one unlucky foodie.  OK, we all suffered the closure of bars and restaurants together.  As soon as the epicurean world reopened though, my wheelchair went kaput.  Yes ladies and gentlemen, I'm still stuck.  Yet, let it be known that I'm also a determined foodie.  With a long to explore, and no particular cuisine in mind, I logged onto Grubhub for the purpose of ordering from somewhere I've never ordered from before. 

I surfed until I came across a place called Man vs Fries, which physically exists at 12975 SW Canyon Rd. in Beaverton, Oregon.  I think it first caught my eye because it's an obvious tip of the hat to Adam Richman's old show, Man vs. Food.  

| Subject: The NorCal Burrito | 
| Date: 09/07/2021 | Photographers: Bonnie Kiester & James Kiester | 
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Once I got beyond the name, I took a good look at the menu.  As the name implies, Man vs. Fries is the purveyor of over-the-top French-fry-centric dishes.  Their offerings include; 
  • CBR Fries (chicken, bacon, ranch, cheese, and guacamole loaded onto seasoned shoestring fries for $17.95),
  • SoCal Burrito (hella meat, flamin' hot cheetos, straight-cut fries, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, secret sauce wrapped in a flour tortilla with a side of queso for $16.95),
  • NorCal Asada Fries (French fries, drizzled with cheese, sour cream, guacamole, and secret sauce for $16.95).
Not wanting flaming hot anything in my food (maybe 30 years ago, but not today), I settled on the NorCal Burrito, which consists of chopped carne asada (beef) or pollo asado (chicken), straight-cut fries, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, and a spicy secret sauce wrapped in a huge flour tortilla, supposedly, with a side of queso for $15.95.

First things first, this isn't some snack burrito from a dollar value menu.  This is the price of a meal, but for that price one receives a burrito the size of a Nerf football containing enough food for two people, or one person with a hefty appetite.  Of course, I have a sneaky suspicion this dish has been designed to be consumed after someone has smoked a bowl, in which case the eater/toker could probably finish it by themselves. 

 went with the beef option,  This bad mamma jamma was loaded with seasoned fries, carna asada, and melted cheese.  Carna asada is steak which has been marinated in lime juice and seasonings, grilled, and then cut into thin strips.  The strips of seasoned steak had been cooked until they were crisp with a bit of char.  The slight bitterness of the char worked well with the savory fries, tangy sour cream & guacamole, chewy cheese, and spicy secret sauce to deliver a series of balanced delicious bites of food.  I was really in Heaven when I got the occasional bite of nothing but chewy gooey cheese (you know how much I like my cheese 🧀😀🧀).

I will say, I was a bit irked that I didn't get my side of queso, which would have added a layer of salty heat to each bite.  All things considered though, the NorCal Burrito deserves 8 out of 10 stars.

Interesting Side Note:
It wasn't until I began writing this review that I realized Man Vs. Fries is a national chain, rather than a solo mom & pop.  What's really interesting though, is that the location I ordered from appears nowhere on the list of restaurants on the chain's website

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Tillamook Smoked Black Pepper White Cheddar - A Long Overdo Cheese Review


As you've probably noticed, I haven't been posting many food blogs as I used to.  I'll be honest, I haven't been able to hit my epicurean stride since the pandemic began.  The more I think about it though, the more that excuse seems like bull-pucky.  If we learn anything from this health crisis, other than "science is real," it's that we need to do what we do for as long as we can do it.  With this in mind, I thought I'd dive back in by going back to my roots by writing a cheese review.   

| Subject: Tillamook Smoked Black Pepper White Cheddar |
| Date: 08/29/2021 | Photographers: Shelby Hester & James Kiester |
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Typically, when I  think of Tillamook Cheese I think grade school kids touring the factory of  Oregon's largest cheesemaker.  In my neck of the woods, the brand is best known for mass producing a solid quality everyday Cheddar, much like Kraft and Sargento.   It's relatively inexpensive, so it's always in the fridge waiting to be part of a bologna sandwich. 

I was shopping at Whole Foods, via, when Tillamook Smoked Black Pepper White Cheddar caught my eye.  I was intrigued by the thought of Tillamook Cheese entering the gourmet cheese arena, so I purchased a 7 ounce block for $7.49 ($1.07 per ounce - $17.02 per pound).

To clarify this isn't smoked Cheddar.  Peppercorns have been hickory smoked and added to mild white Cheddar.  I will says, they nailed the balance of flavors.  The use of mild Cheddar allowed the smoky spice of the peppercorns to take center stage.  I tasted the flavor of the pepper first, then was treated to smoky hickory finish.  A very mellow, but pleasant, Cheddar taste served as a omnipresent background flavor.

While I enjoyed the flavor, the cheese's moist spongy texture was a disappointment.  Such a mouth-feel is fine for Junior's sandwich, but a good serious Cheddar should have a much dryer texture, leaning toward, but not quite reaching, crumbly.

Did I like Tillamook Smoked Black Pepper White Cheddar?  Yes, it was tasty.  Did I love Tillamook Smoked Black Pepper White Cheddar?  No, it's moisture content prevents from being added to my list of favorites.  I'd give Tillamook Smoked Black Pepper White Cheddar 7 out of 10 stars.

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Touching Base With My Readers


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|Subject: Chicken Nuggets | Rights to PNG secured from FAVPNG Premium |
Now, this is a food blog, so let me ask a food question. 

Dark meat chicken is fattier and much more flavorful than white meat chicken.  I don't think that's a debatable statement.  So why, why, why do manufacturers of everything from canned soup to nuggets brag about using "all white meat?"  They’re proud of using the less flavorful option. 

If you have any thoughts, I'll share your response in an upcoming blog.