Showing posts with label Burgers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Burgers. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2022

The Steak Butter Bacon Cheeseburger Delivers a Sonic Boom of Flavor


Being the holidays, I've been watching my money closely so I can spread as much Christmas joy as possible.  However, after seeing multiple advertisements for Sonic's newest limited time offering, I finally had to have one.  Thus, I logged onto Grubhub and ordered the burger, cheese fries, and a drink from my local Sonic Drive-In at 7380 NE Butler Road in Hillsboro, Oregon.
| Subject: Steak Butter Bacon Cheeseburger | Date: 11/30/2022 |
| Photographers: Wondwossen Tekle & James Kiester |
| Permissions: This picture was taken for this blog |
The Steak Butter Bacon Cheeseburger consists of a beef patty basted with butter which has been made savory with steakhouse seasonings, two slices of American Cheese, bacon, grilled onions, and mayonnaise all served on a toasted bakery bun for $8.27.

When I unwrapped it, it looked pretty much like any fast-food burger; meat, cheese, bun; meh.  Yet, looks can be deceptive. 

Usually, when a hamburger chain lists multiple toppings for a new burger you can taste one or two of them and the others just sit there without pulling their weight.  It wasn't the case here.  As I ate, I could taste the crispy salty bacon.  The equally crispy grilled onions were sweet with just enough onion heat to add flavor without being overpowering.  Bringing up the rear, the mayonnaise and double dose of American Cheese provided balance to the sandwich by bringing two distinct kinds of creaminess to the party. 

My biggest pet peeve with fast-food burgers is, more times than not, all the flavor comes from the toppings and meat is merely a bland over-cooked platform for those toppings.  The Steak Butter Bacon Cheeseburger avoided that pitfall.  The seasoned butter added a savory spiciness to the patty, allowing the beef itself to contribute to the harmonious orchestra of flavors. 

Sonic's official description of the Steak Butter Bacon Cheeseburger mentions a "toasted bun."  If the bun had been toasted, it had only been very lightly toasted as to be imperceptible.  Although I can't imagine how such a bun could have made this burger better, the fact that they mentioned a toasted bun, which the sandwich didn't really deliver, is the only thing that keeps me from awarding this burger my top score.  Still, 9 out of 10 stars isn't bad at all.

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Is Burger King's Impossible Whopper Impossibly Good?

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A few months ago, Carl’s Jr. came out with a fast food veggie burger. Since I’ve never had a decent burger at Carl's Jr., I didn't bother to try it. Recently, Burger King came out with a veggie burger of its own. I’ve never been a vegetarian, nor do I ever plan to become one. However, I understand people adopt the life style for health and/or ethical reasons. My own ten-year-old nephew doesn't want to see animals killed, so he’s adopted the life style. Therefore, out of curiosity, I decided to try their plant based Impossible Burger.

Before I tried the burger, I did some research. Rather than developing their own veggie patty, Burger King is using one invented by Impossible Foods, thus the name Impossible Burger. According to Impossible Foods' Website, their plant based burger patty is made from, "Water, Soy Protein Concentrate, Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Natural Flavors, 2% or less of: Potato Protein, Methylcellulose, Yeast Extract, Cultured Dextrose, Food Starch Modified, Soy Leghemoglobin, Salt, Soy Protein Isolate, Mixed Tocopherols (Vitamin E), Zinc Gluconate, Thiamine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Sodium Ascorbate (Vitamin C), Niacin, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), and Vitamin B12."

| Subject: Burger King's Impossible Whopper |
| Date: 08/14/2019 | Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |
Once I knew what was in the thing, I visited my local Burger King at 18975 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy. in Aloha, Oregon. For $5.59, I received a Whopper sized sandwich with a veggie patty, pickles, onions, mayonnaise, and ketchup. I had them hold the lettuce and tomato to suit my personal taste, and I had them hold the cheese to keep it pescatarian. I could’ve gone straight vegan by sacrificing the mayonnaise, but I was only willing to go so far for the sake of my blog. I like my mayo!

I noticed two things when I opened the sandwich to photograph the contents. First, the patty was a solid brownish gray color with no visible grill marks. If they flame broiled this puppy they missed a,.. I say, they missed a spot. Secondly, but arguably more disturbing, the patty had an indentation as if someone had bitten into it.

Nevertheless, I decided to close the burger and have my lunch. Well, I had part of my lunch. When I got home I realized there were no fries in the bag. Leo Getz was right about the drive thru.

It didn't taste bad. The pickles, onions, mayonnaise, and ketchup all did their jobs and tasted good. While the vegetable patty chewed like beef, it didn't bring anything to the flavor party. The reason I go to Burger King is because I like the grilled taste of their beef. This patty merely served as a platform for toppings. Therefore, I can only give Burger King’s Impossible Whopper 6 out of 10 stars.

Monday, February 18, 2019

McDonald's Goes Bacon + The Elephant In The Room

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For a limited time, McDonald’s is adding bacon to their Quarter Pounder with Cheese ($5.29), Big Mac ($5.19), and new Cheesy Bacon Fries ($3.15).  Being a lover of bacon, I visited my local McDonald's at 19525 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy in Aloha, Oregon.

| Subject: McDonald's Big Mac with Bacon & Cheesy Bacon Fries |
| Date: 02/15/2019 | Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |

As much as I love my readers, and I do love my readers,  I was not going to buy both burgers for this review.  I chose to go with their flagship burger, the Big Mac, and their Cheesy Bacon Fries.

We all know what a normal Big Mac tastes like.  The bacon added a nice salty crunch to their sweetness of their special sauce, and made the classic burger that much better.  I give the Big Mac with bacon 8/10 stars. 

 The Cheesy Bacon Fries came in one size only, in a closable box.  The shoestring fries were covered in a warm cheddar sauce and bacon bits.  McDonald's fries are my favorite fast food French fry, bar none. They're crispy, salty, and delicious sticks of joy.  The cheese sauce had a good molten cheese flavor, but also brought salt to the party.  Then the bacon bits added even more salt.  I wanted to like these fries, but it was salt on salt on salt.  There was no balance to their dish.  I can only give the Cheesy Bacon Fries 6/10 stars.  

I applaud McDonald's for bringing bacon to the game.  However, they have a couple kinks to iron out.  Once they find a way to add a little balance, these items would be a welcome part of their regular menu.

The Elephant In The Room

Ten years ago when I began this blog, I focused on cheese, wine, and gourmet fare.  Just now, I wrote my third hamburger review in the last two months.  So what happened?  I don't blame you for asking.

While I love a good smoked gouda and a glass of Moscato, the truth of the matter is more people eat chain & fast food than gourmet fare.  I still plan to talk about the good stuff once in a while, but I have to talk about what the masses actually eat.  

Monday, February 11, 2019

How "Killer" Is Killer Burger?

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Killer Burger has opened at (2905 SW Cedar Hills Blvd in Beaverton). If the address looks familiar it’s because it was a Wow Burger back in July of 2018,  Due to car trouble, I couldn't get to the restaurant, so I joined the 21st century and used Postmates Food Delivery,

| Subject: Peanut Butter Pickle Burger, Modified Classic Burger, 
& Fries from Killer Burger | Date: 02/08/2019 |
| Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |

I ordered the meal at 11:30am and it arrived hot at 12:09pm.  I was impressed.

I had the Peanut Butter Pickle Bacon Burger, which comes topped with; bacon, PB sauce, smokey house sauce, mayo, grilled onions, and pickles; for $9.95.

My best friend recommended it, so my expectations were a bit high going in.  I will say, it was a big burger.

All burgers are cooked to order and mine was medium rare, just as I had asked.  The bacon was crispy and the large slices of pickle had a good dill flavor.  The onions and house sauce were present, but didn't really bring anything to the party, positive or negative.  However, the peanut butter sauce did not work for me at all.  Looking back, I don't know what I expected.  I guess I thought the sauce would have a peanut flavor but be more balanced.   As it was, it just tasted too sweet for a burger.   At least, it was too sweet for my burger.

My friend had the Classic Burger. The Classic Burger typically comes with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, smokey house sauce, grilled onion and pickles for $9.95. However, she had them hold the house sauce and grilled onions, and add extra pickles.  My friend's burger arrived medium well and was modified just as she asked.

As for the fries, they only offer one size, which I would "large," since it's enough for two people.  If I'd known we would automatically get fries with each of our burgers, I wouldn’t have ordered the $3.00 box of fries as well.  As it was, we had way more potato than the two of us could eat.  They were cut a bit thicker than I normally like, but they were very crispy and seasoned well.

I can't really rate Killer Burger, because I believe I ordered the wrong burger.  The friend who recommended the peanut butter burger is a huge fan of Elvis Presley.  In retrospect, I should of recognized her bias for peanut butter and bacon before I ordered it.  Nevertheless, we got exactly what we asked for exactly the way we asked for it.  Next time I will order the Teemah Burger (bacon, house sauce, bleu cheese fondue & crumbles, grilled onions & pickles) to get a clearer picture of the restaurant.

Friday, January 25, 2019

Burger King’s New Big King XL - Has The Clone Surpassed The Original?

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I haven't written here since November.  I’d like to be able to blame my holiday schedule, and yes, writing all those Christmas cards does take time.  The truth is though, I just wasn’t feeling it.  With our country in turmoil, I felt like there were more important things to write about.

Fear not.  I am an eater at heart, and my appetite has dragged me back to the land of epicurean opinion.


| Subject: Burger King’s new Big King XL |
| Date: 01/25/2019 | Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |

I just ate two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.  No, I didn’t go to McDonald’s.  I went to Burger King (18975 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy, Aloha, OR 97006)  for their new, Big Mac inspired, Big King XL.

My assistant, Dani, arrived at BK just as breakfast service was ending at 11am.   She asked for their XL Burger.   The cashier told her they didn’t have that, thought for a moment and said they have the Big King XL.  OK, being specific is a good thing.

A few years ago Jack In The Box marketed their Big Mac clone, the Bonus Jack, Now BK is jumping onto the bandwagon.  It's a heavy burger, an the flame broiled beef patties were noticeably larger than any burger patty I ever got from McDonald’s.

The onions were sliced instead of chopped, the iceberg lettuce was torn instead of shredded, and there's no center bun, but all the flavors associated with their competitor’s flagship sandwich are there.   The onions, dill pickles, American Cheese, and sweet, Thousand Island style, sauce work together to sing their familiar tune.

What sets this burger apart is the flame broiled beef.  I’ve never felt I could taste the meat in a Big Mac, it was just… kinda… there, and the flavor came from the toppings.  Here though, the meat was protruding from the bun, on all sides.  Plus, the grill marks gave flavor to the beef itself.

My only qualm was the price.  The burger alone was $6.70, and the combo (fries and a drink) is just shy of $10.00.  When McDonald’s offers two signature menu items (Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, 10 pc. Chicken McNuggets, or Classic Chicken Sandwich) for $5.00, it makes no sense to have the copy cost more than two of what they're copying.  Yes, it’s a better tasting sandwich, and a bit more filling, but it’s not better tasting enough to justify the price point.

All things considered, I give Burger King’s new Big King XL 8 out of 10 stars. Only the price kept it from being a 10 out of 10.
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Monday, July 16, 2018

Is McDonald's Bacon Smokehouse Burger Really Smokin'?

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I should begin by addressing the elephant in the room. I've reviewed a lot of burgers lately, making this blog's content a bit burger heavy. In fact, I've written enough pieces on burgers to justify adding "Burgers" as a tagged category over in the right hand column.

They're what people eat.  According to The 2016 Burger Report, "the average consumer still eats a burger 5.3 times in a month."  Of course I will still write about cheese, wine, and gourmet fare when I can, but if I want to appeal to a wide audience I have to talk about what people like to eat, and that's burgers.


| Subject: McDonald's Bacon Smokehouse Burger |
| Date: 07/09/2018 | Photographers: James Kiester & Edward Kiester|

Being a lover of bacon, when I heard about McDonald's new Bacon Smokehouse Burger (Applewood smoked bacon, bacon-onion sauce, white cheddar, sweet mustard sauce, and fried onion strings) I had to give it a try.

I bought the single all beef patty version of the sandwich from my local McDonald's at 19525 SW TV HWY in Aloha, Oregon. I could have ordered the double, but, with fries, the single seemed like it would be enough food for me.

When I opened the box, I noticed the soft bun and the bacon protruding out the sides right off the bat. A second glance revealed the presence of the crispy fried onions and mustard sauce.   I was excited. The burger looked like a winner.

Texture wise, this burger had it in abundance. The golden friend onion strings and the crisp bacon both added a nice crunch to sandwich. They were doing their job in that respect. However, the real test was the flavor.

The mustard sauce was tangy and sweet. While it was delicious it was almost all I could taste. I could taste the bacon a little but the onions provided no real flavor. As for the bacon-onion sauce it might as well have not been there, it added nothing to the burger.

When a burger is called "Smokehouse" one expects a solid punch of smoky flavor. I just didn't get that. This burger should be called the Bacon-Sweet Mustard Burger so people know what they are getting going in. As a smoky burger, the smoky flavor isn't coming to the party. All in all I give the Bacon Smokehouse Burger a 6 out of 10 stars.

Monday, July 9, 2018

Wow Burger - Wow! or Wow?

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During this past winter I passed the construction of Wow Burger at (2905 SW Cedar Hills Blvd in Beaverton) during my weekly outings for groceries and comics. Yes, I am a comic book nerd as well as a foodie.  Think Sheldon Cooper meets Anthony Bourdain, that's me.  You might want to throw in a few dashes of FDR too.

| Subject: Wow Burger's burger menu (the menu for the sides was too high to get a good picture of it)
Date: 07/06/2018 | Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |
| click on the picture for a larger view |

Anyway, I was intrigued by the name.  It called forth images of a mind-blowing burger the eater would be talking about a year later.  With that picture in mind, I couldn't wait for Wow open.

| Subject: Bacon Bleu Burger & CKMP Burger | Date: 07/06/2018 |
| Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |

My friend Dani and I got there a day or two after the Fourth around noon. The L-shaped restaurant looked like any typical "order at the counter" establishment, with menus on the wall and a counter up front. No big whoop.

I ordered the Bacon Bleu Burger (spring lettuce, bacon, garlic aioli, and blue cheese crumbles) and Basil Parmesan Fries (McDonald's-esc cut fries tossed in a blend of kosher salt, parmesan cheese, garlic and basil) for $9.99.

Right off the bat I was impressed that they cooked the beef to order. Of course, I got mine medium-rare.  Slightly pink burger is juicy burger.

As you know, I'm not a big fan of lettuce on a burger. However, I kept the greens on just so I could review the burger as it was intended to be eaten, and I'm glad I did.

The juicy seasoned beef, smokey bacon, salty tangy bleu cheese, and savory garlic aioli all brought a lot of flavor, but were all very rich. The greens counter-balanced the richness of the other ingredients, making for one very well-executed burger.

My only critique of the burger lies in the bacon. While it had a good smoky salty bacon flavor, it was limp and fatty. Part of what makes a bacon burger so good is the crunch of the crispy bacon. Floppy limp bacon takes the burger down a notch or two.

The fries were the highlight of the meal.  The flavors of salt, Parmesan cheese, and garlic complimented the crispy piping hot fries. They were a wonderful accompaniment to the burger, but would make a good snack by themselves /

My friend, Dani, had the CKMP Burger (CKMP stands for “Cheese (American), Ketchup, Mayo, and Pickles) and Tator Tots (standard deep fried mini cylinders of potatoes seasoned with kosher salt) for $7.49. At least that's how it is on the menu. Dani does not like ketchup or mayo, so she got hers with yellow mustard and extra pickles. She also got her beef well-done. While it was executed the way she ordered, it's hard to comment anymore about it with one exception. THE PICKLES.

I've eaten a lot of pickles in my 48 years, but these kosher pickles were some of the best I've had. I don't know if they make them themselves with extra garlic, or if they have stumbled onto a really good brand, but they were exceptional.  If they were to deep fry them, and add them to the menu as a side, now that marijuana is legal in Oregon, they would be packed at 4:25 every afternoon.

All in all, I liked WOW Burger. The food is kind of expensive, about on par with Five Guys. The burger was good, but it's the fries I would come back for. All things considered, I would give WOW Burger an 7/10 stars.

Monday, June 4, 2018

McDonald's Fresh Beef Double Quarter Pounder - A Review

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| Subject: McDonald's Fresh Beef Quarter Pounder |
| Date: 06/01/2018 | Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |


Before I begin, I must point out that I am no photographer.  When I took a photo of the burger. I really thought I got a good angle to show the thick beef patties, melting cheese, and toppings. When I got home, I realized I only got a good photo of a hamburger bun. which doesn't do you a lot of good, but there it is.

I had read about McDonald's inclusion of "fresh beef" in their Quarter Pounder and Double Quarter Pounder. I initially wrote it off as an advertising gimmick. I figured it would be no different than their normal burgers, but their Quarter Pounder would sell big for awhile because of the hype. Thus, I was going to do a review in order to prove that the emperor was, in fact, naked.

There are two kinds of burger joints. There are restaurants who are known for their beef and there are ones who use the beef as a platform for their toppings. McDonald's has always struck me as a restaurant in the latter category. They are known for serving flat little hockey pucks with a variety of toppings on them. I did not expect this burger to be anything else.

I was hungry, so I ordered the Double Quarter Pounder with cheese. It came with the standard pickle, onion, ketchup, and yellow mustard. To my surprise I found two thick patties of hot succulent well-seasoned beef. What surprised me even more was the fact that they were medium-rare. Fast-food restaurants are known for serving well-done, even overcooked, beef, but this burger was medium-rare with just a little pink in the middle.

There was nothing bad to say about the Double Quarter Pounder. I have to give it 10/10 stars. I'm as shocked as you are.

I do have a question though.  If McDonald's can use quality beef for their Quarter Pounders, why, oh why, aren't they using it for all of their burgers? If you order the Quarter Pounder, you can have the good beef, if you order the Big Mac, you can get two hockey pucks on a bun. What's with that?

One last note:
I like burgers medium-rare, as a lot of people do.  Cooking hamburger to medium-rare keeps the juices in.  When you take a bite, those juices circulate throughout your mouth delivering flavor to more parts of your mouth.  However, some people feels sketchy about burgers that are pink in the middle.  The color brings news reports of E-Coli, and other nasties, to the forefront of their minds.  If you belong to the latter category you may want to let them when you order, so you can get yours well-done.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Jack's Cholula Buttery Jack Combo Comes Up Short

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I've been using Cholula hot sauce (a blend of piquin peppers, arbol peppers, vinegar, and spices) for twenty plus years now. My friend, Loi, a barista at Borders, turned me on to it back in the 90s and it's been a staple in my kitchen ever since. Its complex flavor profile adds a combination of spiciness and mild sweetness to foods without being tongue searingly hot.


| Subject: The Cholula Buttery Jack Combo | Date: 04/10/2018 |
| Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell |

The latest addition to Jack In The Box's Buttery Jack line up is the Cholula Buttery Jack Burger (crispy-fried jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, and tomato along with the line's signature beef patty basted in melted garlic herb butter all served on a soft artisan bun). I arrived at Beaverton, Oregon's Jack In The Box (2920 SW Cedar Hills Blvd, Beaverton) at eleven-ish Tuesday morning and got the combo with Cholula Fries (crispy French fries topped with a white cheese sauce, garlic herb butter, and Cholula hot sauce) and a medium iced tea for $7.79.

I began the meal by diving into the fries. Even with all the sauces on them, they were remarkably crispy, hot, and salty just like a good fry should be. The cheese sauce added a wonderful creaminess while the Cholula added a good kick of heat. I could even taste a hint of garlic from the garlic butter. The ones on the very bottom were a little soggy of course, but that's unavoidable. I've got nothing bad to say about the fries. I have to give them 10 out of 10 stars.

The burger was a different story altogether. I did taste a good bit of heat from the Cholula and the pepperjack cheese. However, the fried jalapenos were just...kind of...there. They were redundant really.  The pepper chips didn't add any noticeable heat above and beyond what the pepper jack and hot sauce already brought to the party.  Likewise, with the crispy lettuce being as plentiful as it was the fried peppers didn't add any perceptible additional crunchiness.

The lettuce and the tomato did serve as a nice counterbalance to the spice. The real problem was the beef. That beef was DRY! I'm not talking, lacking a little moisture dry. I'm talking about leaving the beef out in the desert for three weeks with a blow-dryer on it dry.  When I took a bite, the burger was mealy and grey in the middle. It just wasn't good on any level.

I don't often leave a burger unfinished, but I could only choke down half of this puppy before leaving sad, hungry, and disgusted.  To be fair, if you go to a Jack In The Box that knows how to cook beef, you might have a better experience. But as it was, I have to give this burger a 5 out of 10 stars. I could make a better Cholula burger at home.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Jack In The Box's Double Jack - A Review

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 Jack In The Box's Double Jackl
Subject: Jack In The Box's Double Jack | Date: 02/05/16 |
Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell | This picture was taken by the author of this blog. |

I had to pick up my week's worth of comics from Beaverton's Things From Another World.  Since I was in the neighborhood, I stopped for lunch at the Jack In The Box at 2920 SW Cedar Hills Blvd. in Beaverton, Oregon.

I didn't keep the receipt, but I think the Double Jack combo, with a medium drink, was $5.95, and I paid a few cents more to get three Jalapeno poppers, instead of fries.

Jack In The Box's Double Jack comes standard with two beef patties, American cheese, sliced tomatoes, lettuce, onion, ketchup, and mayonnaise on a soft bakery bun.

I got mine without lettuce, because that's just how I roll, but I left everything else standard.  The patties were large and meaty, the cheese was melted nicely, the onion was crisp and flavorful, and the bun held together well.  However, the beef was a bit under seasoned, the ketchup and mayo were applied a bit heavily, and the tomato slice was on the skimpy side.

All in all, Jack In The Box's Double Jack is a filling middle of the road fast food double cheeseburger.  It's a good double cheeseburger, but not a great double cheeseburger.  For my money I prefer Jack's Ultimate Cheeseburger which has the same two patties, two kinds of cheese (American & Swiss-esc), and an option to add bacon.  I give Jack In The Box's Double Jack 7 out of 10 stars.

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Saturday, September 5, 2015

The Myth Of Eggless Mayo And Beefless Burgers

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Dictionary.com defines "mayonnaise" [mey-uh-neyz] as a thick dressing of egg yolks, vinegar or lemon juice, oil, and seasonings, used for salads, sandwiches, vegetable dishes, etc.


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Recently, Hampton Creek has gone into the business of selling a vegan mayonnaise called Just Mayo, which does not contain eggs.  The problem is, there's no such thing as "vegan mayonnaise," since eggs are a defining ingredient of mayonnaise.

In my opinion, if Hampton Creek wants their eggless product "Vegan Dressing," or "Vegan Bread Spread" that's fine.  They simply shouldn't call it mayonnaise.  On Wednesday, the FDA agreed, ruling that products labeled "mayo" or "mayonnaise" must contain eggs.

While Just Mayo's case is relatively recent news, the debate over terminology on food labels is nothing new.  I remember being in grade school and learning the courts had ruled Pringles

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aren't "potato chips."  According to the ruling, potato chips are thin slices, or "chips," of potato which are seasoned and fried.

Pringles, on the other hand, are made from a mixture of 40% potato,  rice, wheat and corn.  The mixture rolled out into a very thin sheet, cut out into perfect ovals,  pressed into molds (to give them their stackable shape), blow dried, sprayed with flavors, and stacked into cans.  Thus, they're "crisps," rather than chips.

In a similar vein, a "hamburger" is a patty of ground beef, named after Hamburg, Germany's second largest city.  The definitive phrase in that sentence is "ground beef."  One can't have a chicken burger, fish burger, or veggie burger.  One can have a chicken patty sandwich on a bun, a fish patty sandwich on a bun, or a vegetable patty sandwich on a bun, but please don't call it a burger.

True, depending on where one lives dictates whether one has a; hoagie, sub, grinder, or Dagwood; for lunch, washes it down with a; pop, soda, or Coke (all soft drinks are "Cokes" in Texas); then goes home to a casserole or hot dish for dinner.  However, having regional differences in names for the same food is different than labeling a food as something it's not.
  • If one wants to sell an eggless bread spread, that's fine, just don't call it "mayonnaise."
  • If one wants to sell a crisp snack made from a 40% potato mixture, I'm all for it, just don't call it a "chip."
  •  If one wants to sell a veggie patty sandwich, more power to 'em, just don't call it a "burger."
Call food what it is, that's all I'm saying.

By the way, if you want a really good burger, check out the recipe below.
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My Chile Cheeseburger Recipe

Ground beef is the least expensive grind, and contains the most fat, up to 30 percent fat. Since the juiciest, most flavorful burgers, result from a grind of 70 percent lean to 30 percent fat, ground beef, from a trusted (pink slime free) butcher/grocer, is really all you need.

For those hung up on the health thing, you can use the slightly more expensive ground chuck, which comes from the shoulder and neck part of the animal, an area producing the chuck primal cut, often containing 15 to 20 percent fat. If you use the chuck grind, you want a ratio of 80 percent lean to 20 percent fat. Beef grinds containing less than 15 percent fat make dry tasteless burgers.

My Chili Cheeseburger
Subject: My Chile Cheeseburger | Date: 05/26/13 |
Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell | This picture was taken by the author of this blog. |

Ingredients:

1 1/2 pounds 70/30 ground beef
McCormick's Montreal Steak Seasoning
1 4.5 oz can chopped green chilies
8 slices American cheese
4 hamburger buns, split
Mayo (or eggless bread spread) & ketchup to taste

Procedure:

Set your stove's burner to medium heat per manufacturer's instructions.

Divide your grind into 4 equal burgers.  Season the one side of each burger with the steak seasoning. Place the burgers into a nonstick pan, seasoned side down and cook covered, until nicely browned on the bottom, about 4 minutes.

DO NOT PRESS ON THE BURGERS AS THEY COOK!  Doing so only forces the juices out and leaves you with a dry burger.

Season the other side of the burgers with the seasoning, then flip them carefully and continue to cook.  Top each cooking burger with 1 ounce of chopped green chiles, cover with one slice of American Cheese, and continue to cook, covered, until an instant-read thermometer inserted sideways into the center of each patty registers 160°F for well done, about 4 to 5 minutes longer.

Dab mayo, or eggless bread spread, on both halves of the bun, ketchup if desired, apply second slice of American Cheese to the bottom half of the bun, top with burger patty, and close with top half of bun.

You'll be treated to a creamy cheesy slightly spicy sandwich of savory beef.

Makes 4 Chile Cheeseburgers.

Note: Some professional chefs cook hamburgers to medium-well, warm with little or no pink, (150° to 155°), or even medium-rare, warm and red, (130° to 135°).  However, these chefs, ideally, grind their beef themselves and store it under pristine conditions.  Retail ground beef and home grind cooked to a temperature below 160°F can't be guaranteed to be safe.
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Recipe prints as a single page for your recipe file or refrigerator.
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Saturday, June 20, 2015

Jack In The Box's Black Pepper Cheeseburger - A Review

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I like a peppery burger, so when Jack In The Box advertised a new "Black Pepper Cheeseburger" (an all beef patty with two slices of melting Black Pepper Cheese, plus onion rings, hickory smoked bacon, and Peppercorn Mayo, all on a gourmet signature bun) I wanted to try it.

Unlike recent Sriracha & Ghost Pepper labeled fare, the "Black Pepper" title implied, to me, the presence of a hint of spice without a punch of tongue searing heat.  A HINT of spice is right.  I got a hit of peppery flavor on every third or forth bite.  The rest of the time it tasted like a slightly dry bacon cheeseburger.

The "gourmet signature bun" was buttery and soft, granted.  Yet, the Black Pepper Cheese, not to be confused with Pepper Jack, was just kinda there without adding any significant flavor.   Likewise, the onion rings added crunch, but didn't taste like anything.

Flavor wise, the only game day players were the crisp smoky bacon, which was great, and the Peppercorn Mayo, which delivered the occasional bite of pepper flavor.  Said Mayo was the ONLY component to bring any moisture to the sandwich.

All things considered, Jack In The Box's Black Pepper Cheeseburger is an average to below average bacon cheeseburger earning 6 out of 10 stars from me.

Note:
I took a picture of the burger, but the angle I shot it at only gave me a picture of the bun. If you click on the title of the burger, in the first paragraph, you can see Jack In The Box's official promo picture, which looks pretty close to what you get in real life.
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Sunday, May 3, 2015

Brannon's Brewery and Pub - A Review

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Brannon's has closed its doors since this review was posted. 
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In addition to being an avid foodie, I'm a fan of comic books.  During my last several trips to pick up my weekly helping of heroic fantasies, I've noticed the presence of a new pub, a block from the comic book shop.  Brannon's Brewery & Pub at 3800 SW Cedar Hills Blvd. Beaverton, OR, sits in the space Stewart Anderson's Steak House occupied during the better part of my childhood and early adult life.

Always interested in new sources of beer and fried bar food, my friend, Dani, and I decided to try the place last week.  The pub has a very open and spacious feel, with a series of widely spaced dining tables surrounding a centrally located bar.  Along the left side of the dining area one finds doors to rentable V.I.P. rooms, while the back wall consists of viewing windows which peer into the pub's beer making/storage facility.
Blackboard with beer list at Brannon's Brewery & Pub
Subject: Blackboard with beer list at Brannon's Brewery & Pub | Date: 04/29/15 |
Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell | This picture was taken by the author of this blog. |



View of in house beer vats from Brannon's Brewery & Pub's dining area
Subject: View of in house beer vats from Brannon's Brewery & Pub's dining area | Date: 04/29/15 |
Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell | This picture was taken by the author of this blog. |



We arrived around 1pm.  Their lunch menu has multiple sections, featuring a variety of fare.  I was debating between  the:

$9.00 small ($14.00 for the large) Pearl Pizza (herbed olive oil sauce, aged Manchego cheese, shaved Prosciutto, marinated red grapes, roasted garlic, and fresh baby arugula),

$12.50 ($14.00 with fries) Brannon's Burger (a Mt. Shadow Farms beef burger patty stuffed with smoked Gouda, topped with caramelized onions, tomato and greens), and the

$12.00 Three Sausage Platter (a platter of three fine sausages from Mt. Shadow Farms; a bratwurst made with their own Vernepator Pale Ale, a hot Italian sausage and a German sausage; served with a German-style pretzel from Fressen Bakery, Brannon’s beer mustard and house-made bacon jam);

when I noticed the appetizer menu offered $9.00 Scotch Eggs.  I hadn't had a Scotch Egg since my birthday dinner at The Horse Brass three years earlier, so I jumped at the chance to have another.


Scotch Eggs & Fries served with house made Beer Mustard and Garlic Fries
Subject: Scotch Eggs & Fries served with house made Beer Mustard and Garlic Fries |
Date: 04/29/15 | Photographers: James Kiester & Dani Cogswell | This picture was taken by the author of this blog. |

Swedley’s Scotch Eggs consisted of two medium boiled eggs  wrapped in Hill Meats' Italian sausage, then deep fried.  The eggs were served on a bed of hand cut fries accompanied by jiggers of ketchup and Brannon’s beer mustard.  Being medium boiled, the eggs' yolks were semi liquid serving as a sauce to the pleasantly spicy sausage.  While the savory fried treat didn't need a condiment in order to be tasty, the grainy beer mustard added a sweet spiciness to the dish.

The fries bore skins on both ends and were well seasoned with salt.

I drank a $4.50 pint of Pantechnicon Brown Porter with my lunch.  The Brown Porter is described as having "unmistakable aromas and flavors of bittersweet chocolate and toasted nuts," with an *ABV value of 4.8%.   Honestly, I've had several beers which have claimed to possess notes of chocolate, and none of them, including this one, have delivered on the claim.  Nevertheless, it was a smooth dark beer with a toasted, slightly sweet, taste.

My friend, Dani, isn't the foodie that I am.  She complained about exactly the same thing which I liked about the pub.  She felt the menu was heavy with, in her words, "pumped up food, featuring smoked Gouda, blue cheese, etc...," and there were few, if any, mundane dishes for eaters like herself.  I'm not sure she saw the, aptly named, Burger Burger (a Mt. Shadow Farms beef burger patty topped with fresh greens, sliced tomato, and onion) for $9.00, but I understood her point.

I any case, she finally settled on the $5.00 Garlic Fries.  Like mine, they were fresh hand cut fries, but were seasoned with sea salt and roasted garlic, and were sprinkled with herbs.  While the herbs mostly added color to the helping of potatoes which could feed three people, the fries delivered a nice kick of garlic and salt.

Eaters looking for good beer and well crafted bar food will enjoy Brannon's Brewery & Pub.  I give the place 8.4 out of 10 stars.

Brannon's Brewery & Pub's Hours
Monday-Thursday: 11AM to 10PM
Friday: 11AM to 11PM
Saturday: 11AM to 11PM
Sunday: 11AM to 10PM
Happy Hour 3pm-6pm Sunday thru Friday

* Alcohol By Volume
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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Ads Can Make Blah Fast Food Look Spectacular

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Commercial: [kuh-mur-shuh l]
noun
Radio and Television. a paid advertisement or promotional announcement designed to entice the buying public. (sic)

It's an advertiser's job to make goods and services appear irresistibly purchase-worthy, to tempt buyers to spend money on whatever it is they're trying to hock.  Taking advantage of food makeup and descriptive phrases, the fast food industry has mastered the art of making the mundane seem seductive.  The sad part is that I keep falling for it.

Bacon & Swiss Buttery Jack
Subject: Bacon & Swiss Buttery Jack |
Source: Jack In The Box's Press Image Library |
I love bacon, Swiss Cheese, and garlic butter, so I was excited about the Jack In The Box's Bacon & Swiss Buttery Jack, with its 1/4 lb beef patty topped with melted garlic herb butter,  hickory smoked bacon, Swiss Cheese, and bacon mayo.  I expected a succulent burger delivering the flavors of smoky bacon, garlic, and Swiss. What I got was just kinda dry & blah, featuring no big flavors, other than the sweetness of their "new gourmet bun."  This mediocre offering gets 5 out of 10 stars from me.


Likewise, last year when I heard about Taco Bell's Waffle Taco I was excited.  I ordered the sausage version.  Being from Taco Bell, my expectation was that the dish would be slightly spicy and full of flavor. I got bland eggs and bland sausage on a bland waffle.  When drizzled on, the syrup does add a pleasant sweetness, but it makes the taco sticky and hard to pick up. I gave Taco Bell's Waffle Taco 4 out of 10 stars.  Sweetness on top of blandness just isn't the recipe for a tasty breakfast 

Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza
Subject: Little Caesars' Pretzel Crust Pizza |
Source: Little Caesars' Press Release |
Then there was Little Caesars' $6.00 Pretzel Crust Pizza. Topped with a Cheddar cheese sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all sprinkled with an additional blend of; Asiago, Fontina, Parmesan, and White Cheddar cheeses; the salty Cheddar cheese sauce, salty/spicy pepperoni, salty four cheese blend, and soft salted pretzel crust pummeled me with saltiness on top of saltiness on top of saltiness on top of saltiness.  The addition of mushrooms, bell peppers, and/or sun dried tomatoes would have added some badly needed balance to this one note pie. I gave Little Caesars' Pretzel Crust Pizza 5 out of 10 stars.

Being a cheese lover, I couldn't wait for my first bite of Burger King's Four Cheese Whopper, consisting of flame-grilled beef, melted American cheese, a creamy three cheese blend, cheddar sauce, freshly cut lettuce, juicy tomatoes, and onions.  Wait, a slice of American cheese (check), a creamy three cheese blend (check), cheddar sauce (check).  What's the fourth cheese component?  Perhaps Burger King counts the three cheeses within the creamy blend, but three plus two equals five, not four.  Weird math aside though, the cheeses were so mushed together that their flavors canceled each other out.  The dripping mess deserves no more than 6 out of 10 stars.

Don't even get me started on Popeyes' Shrimp Po'Boy, which they describe as deep fried shrimp on a French baguette, with lettuce, pickles, and tartar sauce.  While I like their spicy fried chicken, this sandwich marked the first, and hopefully LAST, time I've been served rock hard shrimp.  Being exceptionally hungry, I choked down a forth of it before I surrendered to the fact that I was burning more calories, by trying to chew the thing, than I was taking in. Popeyes' Shrimp Po'Boy gets 3 out of 10 stars from me.

Two of the products above are items I'd previously reviewed.  Regular readers will remember my reviews of Little Caesars' Pretzel Crust Pizza and Taco Bell's Waffle Taco.  Still, the list above makes my point.  Commercials will psych me up for a new dish, which will turn out to be mediocre, at best.

I could ignore such messages completely.  The problem is, I really like; McDonalds' Jalapeño Double Cheeseburger, Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco, and Pizza Hut's Triple Cheese Covered Stuffed Crust Pizza; none of which I would've known about if not for the commercials.

Like it or not, as consumers we're dependent on advertising to keep us cognizant of out buying choices.  However, I'm going to try to watch such ads with a proverbial grain salt.  After all,  it's the advertiser's job to sway us with subjective opinions, rather than inform us with objective facts.
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Friday, September 26, 2014

I Love You Pulled Pork, But Stay Off My Burger

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Pulled pork is a method of cooking a tough cut of pork, usually the shoulder, which allows the meat to become tender enough to be "pulled", or easily broken into individual pieces. The meat is seasoned with a BBQ rub and/or sauce, then cooked slowly at low temperatures (8 to 12 hours at 225°F) to break down the connective tissue and eliminate toughness.
Carls Jr BBQ Pulled Pork Cheeseburger
Subject: Carl's Jr.'s/Hardees' Memphis BBQ Pulled Pork Cheeseburger | Source: Carl's Jr.'s/Hardees' Press Release |

While I love pulled pork, as such, I have to say, I hate these Pulled Pork Burgers which are popping up all over the place. Famous Dave's BBQ has one, Carl's Jr./Hardy's has one, Burger King has one, and yesterday Wendy's told the press they'll adding one to their menu.

Essentially, these are sandwiches with a burger patty, pulled pork, cheddar cheese, and barbecue sauce, all topped with Cole Slaw, deep fried jalapeño peppers, or onion rings.

Keep in mind, I love bacon on a burger, it adds a smoky saltiness which one simply can’t get any other way. However, bacon is THE ONLY OTHER meat I want on my burger.

I’ve had a few of these Pulled Pork Burgers. The thick layer of sauce drenched pork, atop the beef patty, initially tastes good. The sandwich is so heavy with meat though, that after the forth bite the sandwich becomes a laborious chore to finish.

Ignoring the portion which winds up on one’s lap, because the thing is so messy, one is forced to either leave part of the burger uneaten or spend the rest of the day feeling stuffed and bloated.

Give me a simple cheeseburger, or a delicious pulled pork sandwich, any day. Just leave them separate please.
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Sunday, May 26, 2013

Celebrate National Hamburger Day - 05/28/2013

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 photo cburger2.jpg"Tried to amend my carnivorous habits.  Made it nearly seventy days, losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds, drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays.

But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams, some kind of sensuous treat.  Not zucchini, fettuccini, or Bulgar wheat, but a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.

Cheeseburger is paradise.  Heaven on earth with an onion slice.  Not too particular, not too precise.  I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise."
Cheeseburger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffet

Above is an except from just one of many songs dedicated to this fundamental American dish, the hamburgerCommander Cody waxed lyrical about his love for Two Triple Cheeseburgers, Side Order of Fries, Johnny Hicks had hip teens boogieing to the Hamburger Hop, and Jaxsn  released a hip hop ode to the Hamburger just to name a few other musical tributes to this beloved, and oh so versatile, sandwich.

I first wrote about hamburgers in March of 2012, but the focus of that piece was on the pink slime scare.  May 28th  is National Hamburger Day, so I decided this would be a good time to talk more about hamburgers, and touch on some things which I neglected last time.

Historians pretty much agree on the origin of ground beef.  Essentially, Mongol warriors, in the 1200s, rode with cuts of meat under their saddles.  At the end of the day, they would eat these portions of ground raw meat.  This eventually evolved into what we know as Steak Tartare, and later into cooked meatballs and meatloaves.  (Note: Meatloaf actually dates back to 5th century Rome, but those early recipes refer to "minced," not ground, meat.)

While the origin of ground meat is a matter of historical fact, the origin of the sandwich known as the hamburger is a matter of hot debate by some.
  • There are those who believe the hamburger was invented by an Italian cook who flattened his meatballs between two slices of bread and called his new creation “Charlie’s Hamburgers.” 
  • Others contend the hamburger was invented by a hot dog seller who decided to substitute ground beef for his sausages, and named this sandwich the “hamburger” after the stand's location in Hamburg, New York.
  • Texans maintain that the burger was a reincarnation of the breakfast patty (a beef sandwich between two slices of french toast and garnished with glazed onions).  
We'll probably never know the true origin of the hamburger, the truth being lost to time.  Yet, one can't argue with the fact that this basic sandwich, since its inception, has become as American as apple pie, westerns, or NASCAR.

One reason may be its versatility.  Americans love to express their individualism, and one can pretty much do that adinfinitum with the hamburger.  Think about it, add Pastrami & slaw to a Reuben it becomes a Rachel, add pickles & peppers to a Club Sandwich a you have something else entirely, but top a burger with anything from lettuce & tomato to eggs & bacon to hot pepper & onions along with any cheeses & sauces you want, and it's still a hamburger.

This is not to say, I have no pet peeves when it comes to  hamburgers.  I do.  Essentially there are two things I want to clarify once and for all.
  • Hamburgers are made from beef (buffalo in a pinch).  Patties made from ground; chicken, turkey, vegetable matter, etc...; may make tasty sandwiches, according to some palettes, but they're not hamburgers.
  • Bigger isn't always better.  Commercials and certain food pundits who make a show of gulping down the most grotesquely huge burger they can find, as if size somehow equates to flavor, irk me to no end.  If I'm stuffing my face with enough meat & cheese to make me feel bloated and sick, I'm not enjoying my meal.  I'd much rather have a well cooked, well seasoned 1/4 pound to 1/2 pound burger topped with just enough ingredients to maximize flavor.
To that end, I played in the kitchen a few weeks ago and developed the following recipe.  Recipe prints individually as page 3.
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    My Chile Cheeseburger Recipe

    Ground beef is the least expensive grind, and contains the most fat, up to 30 percent fat. Since the juiciest, most flavorful burgers, result from a grind of 70 percent lean to 30 percent fat, ground beef, from a trusted (pink slime free) butcher/grocer, is really all you need.

    For those hung up on the health thing, you can use the slightly more expensive ground chuck, which comes from the shoulder and neck part of the animal, an area producing the chuck primal cut, often containing 15 to 20 percent fat. If you use the chuck grind, you want a ratio of 80 percent lean to 20 percent fat. Beef grinds containing less than 15 percent fat make dry tasteless burgers.

    To see what the lean-to-fat ratio is on ground beef/chuck packages, look on the label. The ratio will usually appear in slashed numbers, with the lean content before the slash and the fat content after the slash.

    As for other cuts, unless you're really into conspicuous consumption, there's no reason to grind a T-Bone, Filet Mignon, or other high steak into burger meat. What makes those steaks so delicious is the marbling and tenderness, which are lost during the grinding process.

    For the purpose of this recipe, I'll refer to the grind as ground beef.

       photo cburger.jpgIngredients:

    1 1/2 pounds 70/30 ground beef
    McCormick's Montreal Steak Seasoning
    1 4.5 oz can chopped green chiles
    8 slices American cheese
    4 hamburger buns, split
    Mayo & ketchup to taste


    Procedure:

    Set your stove's burner to medium heat per manufacturer's instructions.

    Divide your grind into 4 equal burgers.  Season the one side of each burger with the steak seasoning. Place the burgers into a nonstick pan, seasoned side down and cook covered, until nicely browned on the bottom, about 4 minutes.

    DO NOT PRESS ON THE BURGERS AS THEY COOK!  Doing so only forces the juices out and leaves you with a dry burger.

    Season the other side of the burgers with the seasoning, then flip them carefully and continue to cook.  Top each cooking burger with 1 ounce of chopped green chiles, cover with one slice of American Cheese, and continue to cook, covered, until an instant-read thermometer inserted sideways into the center of each patty registers 160°F for well done, about 4 to 5 minutes longer.

    Dab mayo on both halves of the bun, ketchup if desired, apply second slice of American Cheese to the bottom half of the bun, top with burger patty, and close with top half of bun.


    You'll be treated to a creamy cheesy slightly spicy sandwich of savory beef.

    Makes 4 Chile Cheeseburgers.

    Note: Some professional chefs cook hamburgers to medium-well, warm with little or no pink, (150° to 155°), or even medium-rare, warm and red, (130° to 135°).  However, these chefs, ideally, grind their beef themselves and store it under pristine conditions.  Retail ground beef and home grind cooked to a temperature below 160°F can't be guaranteed to be safe.
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    Of course, this is just one possible burger variation, there are, quite literally, thousands of other possibilities you can experiment with.  Have some fun on May 28th, National Hamburger Day, try a few different burgers.

    What's your favorite hamburger?  Leave your answer in comments below.

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    Thursday, May 31, 2012

    The Rock, Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits: A Review

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    Note:
    I didn't learn, until I began writing this review, that The Rock, Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits is part of a chain occupying Canada, Colorado, Washington, and Oregon.   However, while I don't typically review chain restaurants, there are only 2 The Rock, Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits in all of Oregon, so I figure it's not as if I'm reviewing the local Red Robin or Olive Garden.
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    Review:
    Near the east edge of Hillsboro, Oregon, smack in the center of blocks of middle to upper income high-density housing, there sits an outdoor mall known as The Streets of Tanasbourne. Since the shopping center mostly features high end clothing, I don't go there often. Thus, I was unaware that Rose's Deli & Bakery had been replaced by a place called The Rock, Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits until it was recommended to me.  

    I knew the term "wood fired pizza" refers to a thin crusted pie being baked in a brick oven for extra crispness. Since it's a style of pizza I'd always wanted to try, I wasted no time in paying The Rock a visit. The interior of the restaurant is decked in steel, crumbling brick, and neon, giving it an industrial "Rock" & Roll-esc ambiance. Appropriately themed music (Eric Clapton, Brian Adams, etc...) completes the mood while an assortment of HDTVs broadcast a variety of sporting events, both in the dining room and in the bar.

    It should be noted, while the place IS divided into a rear bar and a front dining room, to legally allow the presence of children, the overall feel of the place through out is that of a fun bar with food. Like any good bar, The Rock features a variety of appetizers.

    Among their appetizers are such dishes as; Garlic Mozz Bread (Dough, brushed with crushed garlic, extra virgin olive oil, Pecorino Romano and topped with mozzarella then baked in their brick oven for $5.99), Rock Chips (Ruffled chips, deep fried to order and lightly seasoned with a choice of original, ranch or chipotle seasoning for $3.99), and Day Trippers (Six mini-sized pepperoni, sausage with mozzarella cheese or Jalapeno peppers, artichoke hearts, herb cream cheese and Mozzarella calzones, deep fried to a golden brown and served with a choice of dipping sauce for $7.49).

    They also carry a variety of burgers, sandwiches, pastas, and chicken dishes including their; The Rock Burger (fresh lean beef flame broiled to the diner's liking and served on their signature bun with beer battered fries, 1/2 lb. patty for $8.79, or a 1/3 lb. – $7.79), BTO BLT (Garden fresh Roma tomatoes, crisp lettuce, brick oven baked peppered bacon and mayo on a focaccia roll for $8.29), Get Back Mac and Cheese (Cheddar, Mozzarella, Romano, and Jack cheeses accompanied by peppered bacon and mixed into a rich cream sauce, tossed with penne noodles for $10.99), and Chicken in a Basket (Beer-battered chicken made with their own Suicide Blonde Ale micro-brew, served in a basket along with beer battered fries and a side of BBQ for $9.99).

    Of course PIZZA is in the name of the place, so I decided to have one of their nine inch (personal size) pizzas.  The Rock offers a design your own pizza option, featuring ingredients ranging from tradition pepperoni & sausage all the way to more gourmet options such as sliced almonds & crumbled bleu cheese.   Yet, I wanted to try one of their 20, or so, specialty pizzas.

    I could have had their After Midnight (Italian meatballs, sweet sausage, black olives and oregano on top of our classic cheese pizza pie - 9″ for $11.79, 12″ for $16.99, 16″ for $22.99), their Flirtin’ With Disaster (Hot Italian sausage, Andouille sausage, caramelized onions, fresh crushed garlic and red chili flakes - 9″ for $11.79, 12″ for $16.99, 16″ for $22.99), or their Satisfaction (Garlic butter, mozzarella, Kalamata olives, sauteed spinach, red onions, roasted garlic, prosciutto, feta cheese and drizzled Italian dressing - 9″ for $11.79, 12″ for $16.99, 16″ for $22.99).

    However, being a fan of both cream sauce and peppered bacon I chose their Bad to the Bone (A white cream sauce pie with Mozzarella and Romano cheeses, pepperoni, peppered bacon, ham and red onions topped with a peppercorn  ranch dressing - 9″ for $11.79, 12″ for $16.99, 16″ for $22.99).   When biting into the first slice, the first thing I noticed was the crunch of the wood fired cracker thin crust.   The pepperoni, peppered bacon, and hot red onion worked together to provide a nice kick of heat, while the ham and cream sauce delivered a welcome balance to the spiciness.  I can't say I was conscious of the peppercorn ranch, but it may have been adding a depth of flavor without being obvious.

    I washed the pizza down with one of their own micro-brews, specifically their black as pitch Jump’n Jack Black, which they describe as, "A traditional ale that’s smooth and chocolatey without the heaviness.  (5.0% ALC/VOL.)"  Much like  Young's Double Chocolate Stout and McMenamins' Terminator Stout, I got more of a deep rich coffee flavor from the beer, rather than anything I'd describe as "chocolatey."  It went down smoothly though, and was delicious against the spice of the pizza.

    I could have written my review at that point, but I felt like I needed to try one or two more things to really give the place a fair shake. So, I returned two weeks later for their Burger Man (Chipotle seasoned flame broiled angus beef with chipotle mayo, jack cheese, peppered bacon, tomato and crispy fried onions, 1/2 lb. patty for $10.49, or a 1/3 lb. patty for $9.49), Beer Battered Fries, and a Bloody Mary. Although seasoned with Chipotle, I could still taste the salty onion straws, peppery bacon, cool tomato, mayo, and even the char on the meat itself. What really impressed me though was the thick strong bun, which kept the load of toppings from collapsing the sandwich. Plus, the fries had a nice crisp slightly salty coating which went well with the burger.

    My ONLY disappointment was with the Bloody Mary. I can see how, at a party place like The Rock, a person might enjoy their vodka to tomato juice ratio to be a bit higher than the standard 1 to 2 ratio (3 oz tomato juice to 1.5 oz vodka). However, I like the spicy tomato taste of the standard ratio.  What I got tasted almost entirely of vodka with an ever so slight tomato aftertaste, even after thorough stirring. Plus, there was no celery garnish for balance.

    Be that as it may, The Rock, Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits, at 2295 NW Allie Avenue, Hillsboro, OR 97124, is a fun place with plenty of good food and specialty beer to go 'round. All things considered, I give The Rock, Wood Fired Pizza & Spirits 9 out of 10 stars.
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    Bonus: Bloody Mary Recipe

    This is just the way I like it.

    Ingredients:
    • 3 oz tomato juice
    • 1 1/2 oz vodka
    • 1/2 oz lemon juice
    • 1 dash of Worcestershire sauce (optional)
    • celery salt
    • 2 dashes Tabasco sauce
    • celery stalk for garnish
    Preparation:
    • Coat the rim of rim of a highball glass with celery salt
    • Build the first 3 liquid ingredients in glass over ice cubes
    • Add Tabasco & Worcestershire sauces & stir well
    • Garnish with celery
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    Bloody Mary recipe prints individually as page 3 for your fridge or recipe file.
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    Friday, March 23, 2012

    'Pink Slime' Update: Safe Shopping - Micro Blog

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    When I did my blog on the ground beef additive, Pink Slime; Oregon chain, New Seasons, Publix (in the Southeastern U.S.), HEB (the Texas based grocer), Costco and Whole Foods; already did not use the controversial filler. This week according to NPR, Supervalu Inc., The Kroger Company, and Safeway Inc. have all pledged to stop buying and selling ground beef containing Pink Slime, as well.

    Supervalu Inc. Owns & Operates Safeway Inc. Owns & Operates The Kroger Company.
    Owns & Operate
    Acme Markets (DE, Northern MD, NJ, Eastern PA)

    Albertsons (Southern CA, ID, MT, ND, NV, OR, UT, WA and WY)

    Cub Foods of which 31 are franchised (Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN, WI, OH, and IA.)

    Farm Fresh Food & Pharmacy (Norfolk/Virginia Beach and Richmond, VA, plus Elizabeth City, NC)

    The Market (Norfolk and Richmond, VA)

    Hornbacher's (Fargo-Moorhead, ND/MN)

    Jewel-Osco in IL, eastern IA, northwestern IN and southeastern WI)

    Lucky Stores (Las Vegas and Southern CA)

    Save-A-Lot (Nationwide)

    Shaw's and Star Market (MA, ME, NH, RI and VT)

    Shop 'n Save (St. Louis, MO, Southern IL and Springfield, IL)

    Shoppers Food & Pharmacy (Washington, D.C., Baltimore, MD and Northern VA)
    Carrs-Safeway (Alaska)

    Dominick's Finer Foods (Illinois)

    Genuardi's Family Markets (Delaware, New Jersey, Pennsylvania)

    Pak'n Save (California)

    Safeway Food and Drug (Arizona, California, Colorado, District of Columbia, Delaware, Hawaii, Idaho, Maryland, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, South Dakota, Virginia, Washington, Wyoming)

    Randall's Food Markets, Simon David, and Tom Thumb Food & Pharmacy (Texas)

    Vons Food and Drug, and Pavilions (California, Nevada)
    Baker's (Nebraska)

    City Market (Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, New Mexico)

    Dillons, and Dillons Marketplace
    (Kansas, Missouri)

    Food 4 Less
    (Southern California; Las Vegas, Nevada; Portland, Oregon; Chicago, Illinois; NW Indiana, and they have a former location in Allentown, Pennsylvania and Tahlequah, Oklahoma)

    Foods Co.
    (Northern California)

    Fred Meyer, Fred Meyer Marketplace, and Fred Meyer Northwest Best
    (Alaska, Idaho, Oregon, Washington)

    Fry's Food and Drug, Fry's Marketplace, Fry's Mercado, and Fry's Signature
    (Arizona)

    Gerbes
    (Missouri)

    JayC Food Stores
    (Indiana)

    King Soopers King Soopers Fresh Fare, ans King Soopers Marketplace
    (Colorado, Wyoming)

    Kroger Food and Drug, Kroger Fresh Fare, Kroger Marketplace, and Kroger Signature
    (Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia, Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana)

    Kwik Shop
    (Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska)

    Loaf 'N Jug
    (Colorado, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Wyoming)
     

    Owen's Market (Indiana)
     

    Pay Less Food Markets (Indiana)
     

    Quality Food Centers, and QFC 

    Fresh Fare (Oregon, Washington)  

    Quik Stop (California, Nevada)
     

    Ralphs, Ralphs Fresh Fare, and Ralphs Marketplace (California)
     

    Scott's Food & Pharmacy (Indiana)
     

    Smith's Express (Utah)
    Smith's Food and Drug, Smith's Fresh Fare, and Smith's Marketplace
    (Arizona, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming)
     

    Tom Thumb Food Stores (Alabama, Florida, Texas)
     

    Turkey Hill Minit Markets (Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana)

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    Friday, March 9, 2012

    Burger, Anyone?

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    I love a good hamburger.  I'm far from alone, when it comes to affection for the hamburger.  According to Health News at Health.com, "Americans eat about 13 billion hamburgers a year."  Perhaps one reason for the popularity of the hamburger, is its virtually limitless capacity for diversity.

    Eaters can have their burgers; fried, broiled, or grilled; to any level of doneness from rare to charred black (as long as it reaches a minimum internal temperature of 160°F as measured with a food thermometer), topped with a vast variety of things including; Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, Aioli, Pesto, Horseradish Sauce, Ranch Dressing, Salsa, Chutney, Spicy Cheese Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Guacamole, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Onions, Spinach, Sautéed Mushrooms, Green Chilies, Relish, Avocado Slices, Jalapeños, Fried Bacon, Canadian Bacon, Prosciutto, Ham, Chili, just about any Cheese on the market, and/or a number other goodies I've never thought of; and served on almost any kind of; Bread, Bun, Tortilla, or Roll; imaginable.   This doesn't even take into account the array of flavor enhancers; Salt & Pepper, Spice Rubs, Hot Sauces, Dried Onion Soup Mix, etc...; one can add to the meat itself while it cooks.  Given its versatility, it makes sense that the hamburger would be lovingly adopted by a nation, who's citizens value their unique individuality.

     Grilled to perfection, placed on a Kaiser Roll, and topped with; mayo, ketchup, blue cheese, and pickled slices of jalapeño peppers; is my favorite version of the classic America sandwich.  I was enjoying this delicacy, and watching the news, when Diane Sawyer delivered a story, just as if she'd known what I was having for supper.

    A story by ABC News claims, 70% of ground beef, sold at supermarkets, contains "pink slime."  Beef trimmings, once only used in dog food and cooking oil, are now sprayed with ammonia, to make them safe to eat, then added to retail sold ground beef as a cheap filler.

    The filler is made by gathering waste scraps, cooking them at low heat to separate the fat from the muscle, and using a centrifuge to complete the separation.  Then, the mixture is piped to a spraying room where its coated with ammonia gas to kill bacteria. The product is finally pressed into Play-Doh-esc bricks, frozen, and shipped to grocery stores and meat packers, where it's added to ground beef.  These trimmings were first called “pink slime” by USDA scientist, Gerald Zirnstein, in a memo recommending labeling requirements when the product is present in ground beef.  However, the USDA determined that, since the trimmings come from beef, additional labeling isn't warranted.

    My initial thoughts, upon hearing the report, were flooded with Upton Sinclair induced images of disease ridden sausage factories and meat packing plants.  The thought of ammonia soaked goo in my meat made me nauseous.  Once my initial revulsion subsided though, I felt like a moral fraud was being perpetrated on the buying public, but I was foggy when it came to the concrete downside.

    My question was answered the next night, when ABC News aired a follow-up story.  In the segment Kit Foshee, who was a corporate quality assurance manager at Beef Products Inc. (the company that makes pink slime), explained that, because it's primarily made from connective tissue, pink slime is filling, but has no nutritional value.  Thus, the ingestion of this filler literally robs the eater's body of vitamins and other nutrients, which they'd intended to consume.

    So, how can eaters avoid pink slime?   Well, there are a few simple ways to make sure you're avoiding this filler.  Perhaps the easiest way is to buy whole cuts of meat and grind them yourself.  Of course, unless you have Ina Garten's budget, this can get expensive.

    Another way is to look for terms such as 100% ground chuck or 100% ground sirloin.  These are legally binding statements, which are meant to ensure consumers that ALL the meat in the package is from that specific part of the animal.  Similarly, if a package of meat is stamped USDA Organic, it must, by law, be pure meat with no filler.

    Laws aside though, nothing beats knowing the place where you shop.  ABC News emailed the top 10 grocery chains in America. Only Publix (in the Southeastern U.S.), HEB (the Texas based grocer), and national chains; Costco and Whole Foods; responded, saying they don’t use pink slime.

    Being an Oregonian, I visited my local New Seasons Market (an Oregon based grocery chain, similar to Whole Foods) this morning, and asked their butcher, point blank, if there are any fillers in their ground beef?  His face instantly told me I'd been the forty-jillionth person to ask the question since the story hit the air.   Nevertheless, he politely explained they grind their beef on the premises, to ensure that no connective tissue or other fillers are added to the meat.

    Thus, my best advice is not to be shy, and to have this exact conversation with the butcher at your local grocery store.  Seriously, if you get a, *shrug,* "Gee, I don't know," run like the wind.  They only won't know what's in the ground beef if they're buying it pre-ground, and pre-ground beef carries with it a 70% (7 out of 10) chance of containing the ammonia drenched non-nutritious pink slime.  It may cost you some shoe leather, but finding a meat counter you can trust is, by far, your best bet.
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